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Stuff Men Like : Women’s Sports.

March 27, 2010 Babes, Sport

In America’s modern-day society, men appreciate women’s rights to do whatever they wish, and we also decided that we shouldn’t do everything anyway, because we like being lazy.So why not allow women to partake in some of these things? Women shouldn’t have to stay in the kitchen all day and take care of the kids. How about letting them get in some play time too?In which, comes women’s sports.

Most sports involve men chasing balls around.In soccer, men chase balls around; in basketball, men do the same. In football, we wear tight pants and tackle other men to chase a ball.Since men do all the chasing anyway (including dating), why not relax and let the women chase some balls for once…wearing only the necessary amount of clothing outside as to help them avoid wind resistance… and… comply with safety regulations? After all, safety first.Men only wish women to have equal opportunity in playing sports, so even if it rains, the game’s still on. We have no intention of depriving you of the opportunity. Or even if the sprinkler system happens to break the night before the game and the field is muddy…

Don’t worry, mud is great for the skin! Or so I’ve heard.
But the real reason why men love women’s sports so much, is that we all know that women secretly are vicious beings towards one another without any code of honor whatsoever, and will take advantage of any opportunity to crush their opponents.

Even the coach in the background is like “damn that hurt and I was only watching it!”
There are kinda lesbian moments in women’s sports, such as unintentional groping, which has the possibility of  creating lesbian germs, which is scientifically the most potent aphrodisiac known to man.
(There are other sports than women’s soccer we enjoy seeing. It’s just that soccer is the most widely played sport. There is volleyball, and Women’s MMA, in which they’re allowed to hit while the other is down. Admittedly it could use some mud though.)

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